Fuck No! Zombies
http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=256810&title=sneak-peek

new show coming to comdey central in March.

“Ugly Americans”

thedailywhat:

This x That:

Coming Soon: NES Left 4 Dead. Also: Left 4 Dead 2 Holiday Cards. (via.)

thedailywhat:

This x That:

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.
George Romero
I don’t think you need to spend $40 million to be creepy. The best horror films are the ones that are much less endowed.
George Romero
Just because I’m showing somebody being disemboweled doesn’t mean I have to get heavy and put a message round it.
George Romero
Blood Drinking Zombie Head Pendant
“This one of a kind pendant was sculpted using super sculpey.Then it was baked to give it strength for daily usage and then painted in detail.Now it’s ready to be worn on your new favorite necklace.”

Blood Drinking Zombie Head Pendant

“This one of a kind pendant was sculpted using super sculpey.

Then it was baked to give it strength for daily usage and then painted in detail.

Now it’s ready to be worn on your new favorite necklace.”

Ernie the Creepy Zombie Voodoo doll - Mini Art Doll /Ornament
“Ernie the Creepy Zombie Voodoo doll –Mini Art Doll /OrnamentLittle Ernie is entirely handmade, hand-sculpted and hand-sewn by me. He is aproximately 7 inches tall. He is decorated with wood and glass beads and a wooden skull bead carved by me. He has a metel loop on his head and can be hung as an ornament if desired. He is signed on the back with my sigil.As always, my dolls are packed with care and shipped via Priority Mail. I will combine shipping on orders of more than one doll.International shipping is available – please contact me first for information and shipping charges.”

Ernie the Creepy Zombie Voodoo doll - Mini Art Doll /Ornament

“Ernie the Creepy Zombie Voodoo doll –Mini Art Doll /Ornament

Little Ernie is entirely handmade, hand-sculpted and hand-sewn by me. He is aproximately 7 inches tall. He is decorated with wood and glass beads and a wooden skull bead carved by me. He has a metel loop on his head and can be hung as an ornament if desired. He is signed on the back with my sigil.

As always, my dolls are packed with care and shipped via Priority Mail.
I will combine shipping on orders of more than one doll.

International shipping is available – please contact me first for information and shipping charges.”

Zombie pinup pendant on metal necklace with crystals and charms.
“I got inspired the other night and decided I would try something different. I am very pleased with the way this came out and I am hoping to make more of these in the future. I do not make the pendants, but I create the necklaces they are on.Zombie pinup sitting on a brain, green and purple swarovski bicones and skulls for accent. Lays nicely on the neck. This necklace is meant to be a choker so if you let me know what length you will like I can custom fit it for you.”

Zombie pinup pendant on metal necklace with crystals and charms.

“I got inspired the other night and decided I would try something different. I am very pleased with the way this came out and I am hoping to make more of these in the future. I do not make the pendants, but I create the necklaces they are on.

Zombie pinup sitting on a brain, green and purple swarovski bicones and skulls for accent. Lays nicely on the neck. This necklace is meant to be a choker so if you let me know what length you will like I can custom fit it for you.”

Zombie Jesus
“Did Jesus come back as a zombie? Who knows, but while you ponder that question check out this print that is a spoof of the infamous 1978 Dawn of the Dead poster.This two color print measures 7” x 10.5” and is screen printed by hand in our studio. Printed on 100 lb cover weight French’s paper in Speckletone, Madero Beach. Run of 50, numbered and signed.This print will be shipped well protected in a chipboard envelope that resist bending during shipping.”

Zombie Jesus

“Did Jesus come back as a zombie? Who knows, but while you ponder that question check out this print that is a spoof of the infamous 1978 Dawn of the Dead poster.

This two color print measures 7” x 10.5” and is screen printed by hand in our studio. Printed on 100 lb cover weight French’s paper in Speckletone, Madero Beach. Run of 50, numbered and signed.

This print will be shipped well protected in a chipboard envelope that resist bending during shipping.”

Zombie Love - pinback button
“These quality buttons measure 1 1/4” in diameter. This listing is for a single (1) button.Check my shop for more ZOMBIE buttons!”

Zombie Love - pinback button

“These quality buttons measure 1 1/4” in diameter. This listing is for a single (1) button.

Check my shop for more ZOMBIE buttons!”

Green Horror Lamp Shade Lampshade.
“For horror movies fans!Mostly inspired by the cult movie “Night of the Living Dead” and other public domain classics, this shade will give a little touch of horror to your room without scaring your guests too much!All the pictures are different so if you’re bored with one side you can just turn it a little and you have a brand new shade!Height: 7,01” (18 cm)Diameter: 7.01” (18 cm)This shade has a slip-UNO fitter (sit on the socket and held in place by the bulb)To give you an idea, since this system doesn’t seem to be the most used in the US, it fits Ikea’s Grundton, Hemma, Ekarp and Januari E12 table lamp bases.(I use the european E14 version of them and it works perfectly!)- also available in blue and pink in my shop -“

Green Horror Lamp Shade Lampshade.

“For horror movies fans!
Mostly inspired by the cult movie “Night of the Living Dead” and other public domain classics, this shade will give a little touch of horror to your room without scaring your guests too much!
All the pictures are different so if you’re bored with one side you can just turn it a little and you have a brand new shade!

Height: 7,01” (18 cm)
Diameter: 7.01” (18 cm)

This shade has a slip-UNO fitter (sit on the socket and held in place by the bulb)
To give you an idea, since this system doesn’t seem to be the most used in the US, it fits Ikea’s Grundton, Hemma, Ekarp and Januari E12 table lamp bases.(I use the european E14 version of them and it works perfectly!)

- also available in blue and pink in my shop -“

Tarman hand painted suitcoat.
“BRAAAAAAAIIIIINSSSS! This custom hand painted suitcoat was made for a Return of the Living Dead movie night in Lansing, MI. Now YOU can sport everyone’s favorite 80’s movie zombie, the Tarman, on the back of this classy jacket. The size is a men’s regular 46. When you order this item you’ll recieve a free Monster King Productions 1inch button!”

Tarman hand painted suitcoat.

“BRAAAAAAAIIIIINSSSS! This custom hand painted suitcoat was made for a Return of the Living Dead movie night in Lansing, MI. Now YOU can sport everyone’s favorite 80’s movie zombie, the Tarman, on the back of this classy jacket. The size is a men’s regular 46.

When you order this item you’ll recieve a free Monster King Productions 1inch button!”

Original 10 Pack New Zombie Plague Holiday Cards Redesigned.
“The original Zombie plague holiday cards have been redesigned with a new illustration from Chris Piers. This one is super fierce! (but still cute and funny).These cards say, “This time next year, you will be fighting the zombie plague, so enjoy the holiday season while you can.” The inside is blank for your well-wishes. Perfect if you haven’t sent holiday cards in years. Perfect for your post-goth lifestyle. Perfect for the blue haired girl. These cards come with white envelopes.10 pack of cards!”

Original 10 Pack New Zombie Plague Holiday Cards Redesigned.

“The original Zombie plague holiday cards have been redesigned with a new illustration from Chris Piers. This one is super fierce! (but still cute and funny).

These cards say, “This time next year, you will be fighting the zombie plague, so enjoy the holiday season while you can.” The inside is blank for your well-wishes.

Perfect if you haven’t sent holiday cards in years. Perfect for your post-goth lifestyle. Perfect for the blue haired girl.

These cards come with white envelopes.

10 pack of cards!”

Return of the Living Dead Mini paintings set.
“All the coolest zombies from the BEST 80’s zombie movie ever are all here! Trash, Freddy, the torso zombie, and the TARMAN! These hangable wooden plaques are 5.5inches x 7.5inches. When you order this item you’ll revieve a free Monster King Productions 1inch button!”

Return of the Living Dead Mini paintings set.

“All the coolest zombies from the BEST 80’s zombie movie ever are all here! Trash, Freddy, the torso zombie, and the TARMAN! These hangable wooden plaques are 5.5inches x 7.5inches.

When you order this item you’ll revieve a free Monster King Productions 1inch button!”

Bloody Zombie Hands Pendant.
“Very unique 100% hand-painted design. 100% Hand-created by me, the artist.  This piece is first sketched, hand cut, and then sanded down to a perfectly smooth workable surface. It is then primed to prepare it for the design. Only the best supplies are used in the process. Many painstaking hours are put into this intricate piece. Once the design is complete, it is then coated with several layers of industrial grade epoxy resin, ensuring a long and vibrant life, and giving it a gorgeous glass-like appeal.”

Bloody Zombie Hands Pendant.

“Very unique 100% hand-painted design.
100% Hand-created by me, the artist.
This piece is first sketched, hand cut, and then sanded down to a perfectly smooth workable surface. It is then primed to prepare it for the design. Only the best supplies are used in the process. Many painstaking hours are put into this intricate piece. Once the design is complete, it is then coated with several layers of industrial grade epoxy resin, ensuring a long and vibrant life, and giving it a gorgeous glass-like appeal.”